i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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