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(707): View more from California

there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

How did people poop without Blackberrys?

(416): View more from Ontario

Motorola Razers?

(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Stone age, man.

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(325): View more from Texas

Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...

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(502): View more from Kentucky

just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween

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(702): View more from Nevada

And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Sorry my hands just texted you

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.

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