yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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