I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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