I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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