My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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