I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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