i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
well you can't waste a boner
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Houston, we have a blender
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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