yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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