butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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