omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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