It's like God shit irony all over that family
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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