whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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