This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
