i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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