im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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