omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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