therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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