why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Randomize
