it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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