i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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