i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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