If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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