Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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