Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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