Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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