PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Come on in and take your pants off
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