What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
NoShamevember. You game?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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