Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
