i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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