i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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