As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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