My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I am one with the molecules
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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