its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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