My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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