Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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