Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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