Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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