Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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