Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Shame is for Republicans.
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