I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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