My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Operation Purity has been aborted
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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