so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He did a backflip because drugs
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