on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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