Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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