How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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