But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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