i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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