in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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