he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You are a genius and a whore.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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