Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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