I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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